the birth is near. i am trained in the ancient art of hituism and am part of the canadian military. oh yes, be afraid, be very very afraid.

seeing as the site is still not up, i would like to share with you some of the ways that i've been referred to on my paper route:
paper man
paper boy
paper carrier
paper delivery person
paper person
and my personal favorite: hey guy

now, wasn't that oh so interesting to read?
HEY! guess what? I actually updated parts of my site! aren't you all so very proud of me?! i know you are. thank you.